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Gossip on the wind
JJ is really the only person I'd consider asking to take on trying to make heads or tales of this mess, honestly. Even my Lute agrees...No, this has nothing to do with us going to the same alma mater. I have no idea what you're talking about.
His majesty assures me this Terran is qualified for the job. It could be worse; at least the books are amusing. I cracked a smile three times, you know.
The only reason I'm not saying this is absolute garbage is because I'll never work in this kingdom again if I don't make this hack sound good.
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Yeah. Elvish history archived by a Terran who's never been here instead of by a serious journalist. That'll go over well.
HRH Cordelia MacCraven, Crown Princess of the Kingdom of H'Armynlea
J'Veez, royal butler to his majesty the Elf King
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Nypper Parsnyp, "serious journalist" and host of the Nypper Parsnyp Show, WSTV Storm Valley
Bio
When not at the mercy of this motley band of loveable bozos, JJ Larkey might be found somewhere around Nashville with her family...who are a whole other loveable source of shenanigans.
A Jenn of all Trades (but master of only a few), when not archiving the history of the Kingdom of H'Armynlea JJ is probably sitting on a porch somewhere, drinking coffee and telling some sort of ridiculous tale. Some of these might even be true.
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